We’ve all experienced that moment — maybe waiting in a queue, sitting in a room of friends slinging wisecracks, or trying to get a class’s attention — where a good one-liner is the most priceless thing you can have in mind. And, we’ve all had those beats where thinking up even the simplest joke draws a blank. But if you take the time to learn the best mushroom puns out there, we promise that breaking the ice will never be easier.
You don’t have to be a mycologist or forager to appreciate a certain kind of mushroom humor. A creative spoof can crack a smile and demystify all types of mushrooms at the same time. Heck, you don’t even have to be a foodie — even folks with a dry wit can dig a funny joke, especially if it’s sprouting with creativity for all the mushies this beautiful world has to offer.
Personally, I normally find people who use puns to have questionable morels, but after researching these jokes, I’m starting to find so mushroom in my heart for a good food pun.
Did you hear the joke about fungus? You won’t like it at first, but it’ll grow on you.
They don’t want to get in truffle.
Because shiitake too much.
It was mush-hour.
He was always spored.
He had really good morels.
“A shroom with a view, please!”
He wasn’t mold enough.
“You’re a really fungi.”
Scream of mushroom
I passed with flying colors!
Have your friend try it first.
On their porcini
We are the champignons!
In the mushwomb!
They are very portabella.
“No thanks. I don’t have mushroom left in my stomach.”
So, whether you’re standing in line at the salad bar next to the portobellos, looking for a witticism to whip up an audience, or just want to have a quip on hand to break the tension when you’ve beaten your friends in Mario Kart, consider these loud mushroom puns. Whether you’re telling someone, “I love you so mush,” or that you can’t wait to have a breakfast of champignons, there’s always an opportunity to slip a decomposer joke into the mix. Just don’t put a spore taste in anyone’s mouth, and may the funniest pun take the giant mushroom prize.